Please try and increase you market share in the coming year so that you can compete more with the big G.

Please also provide a viable alternative to Google Adsense.

Dear Santa Google,

Please remove that silly green bar

My wish is that you’d try something dramatic, something we’d never see coming, something which would help you receive more pages than ever in the structure you prefer. What is my wish?

I wish Google Santa would establish a new organization for professional SEO which would keep SEO professionals apprised of upcoming changes to algorithms, smaller preferences of note, and a collective educational programs which would bring the overall level of SEO competency higher than ever.

Applicants would be verified before acceptance. It would keep the Black Hat riff-raff out of the club.

I would want the membership fees to go toward funding meetings (you can help cover the remaining costs — you can afford it) for more than just the top 5% of SEO leaders, but for a greater amount of SEOers to meet time-to-time in person. If Google Santa encourages stronger relationships between SEO members, the quality of the work will be better than ever.

Google Santa, I know this is radical, but we shouldn’t have to explain the winds of change to our clients according to what we collectively extrapolate (and about which we argue to no end) from the effects of those winds. You can just tell us. That would be a good deal for you too, right Google Santa.

Plenty of particulars would need to be worked out, but this would not be impossible. you’re Google Santa, you can do anything!!

Thank you for letting me sit on your lap and speak my mind. I might be an idealist, but I like it that way. I’d rather be burned and let down from time-to-time than to live 95% of my life negatively.

I’ll be waiting for your response with a plate of cookies (no, not those website cookies), and some milk. You can have the snack either way.

Most Sincerely,
AZ.nso

Dear Santas Mahalo, StumbleUpon & New Search Engines,

-Hurry up and trounce Google !!!

-Remind the FTC why they have antitrust regulations

-And have Rudolph “drop a gift” on the Grinch that stole Christmas PageRank

Please make your mind up. First you tell people how to use the internet, including how to build the finest details to suck up to you, then you wait till the internet is built that way, then you change your mind and blame people if they did what you said in the first place.

Dont fix something if its not broken. Although now that you already broke it I will no longer send you my wish list.

Yahoo is the new one to ask for Favors.

Santa, this year for Christmas, I’d like to ask you to make Google show more professional respect for those that they are about to penalize, by giving those suffering penalty a ‘heads up’ before striking. Maybe then your evil plan will ensure conformity without retaliation.

Please give me back the PR, so I can write more gorgeous paid reviews like the ones I wrote when you took it away from me.

- I could download more than 1 million internal/external links in csv format from within Google Webmaster Tools

- Google Webmaster Tools showed fresher stats

- I could consistently and reliably influence Googlebot’s crawl frequency

- Googlebot would crawl all URLs in my xml sitemaps

- Someone would invent a forum arm patch

- I had as many RSS subscribers as Donna

- I could take my wife and kids to pubcon

- Everything I submitted to digg went popular

- There were more TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms) in SEM

- I didn’t always struggle to write top 10 lists